read what the experts have to say!
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what do i have to say for myself?)
"I had an awesome time with you last night as well. You did a great job at keeping up with my assertiveness... I think you've filled a huge gap in my sex life. Like I said, your sexy eyes and voice just make me wanna get all up on your jock (to put in polite terms...) I was thinking about you today and I got an erection..."
-Anonymous
"today i got your package. you are so cool!!"
"You lit my world on fire that night, all alone, by just taking me over to the side and kissing me for a bit.... You were soooo nice to me. You're so nice. You're so sexy. You were so intimidating, yet so comforting to me... I don't think I've ever felt so vulnerable and safe at the same time. It's not that I think you seduced me, you incredibly sexy being, but I felt seduced. It felt really good. YOU felt really good...I don't want to turn the evening into something it wasn't...but us being naked under sooo many stars will forever live in my memory as an incredibly beautiful, sexy fucking moment Jenna... I think you're so fucking sexy it's crazy. Thanks for such a beautiful memory... you really were the love of my life for the evening."
-Eric Trampoline
"That's the kind of girl to lead the revolution."
-Eric Allgood, drummer for The BellRays
"i know its not easy with everything, but make no mistake about it you have made a great impression on the lives around you; you are a great gal, a great pal..."
-sam d.
"I hope you do give yourself the proper amount of credit for kicking ass with the hard decisions. I admire you now, as ever, for being a person with a very strong and determined, and amazingly creative personality ...........even though you may not always feel like it yourself. For reals. You do, in the great scheme of things (great scam of things?) have a rather romantic and heroic character. Overcoming adversity, making waves, kicking ass, doing good, riding a motorcycle, being a tard guard, partying hearty, and all that. You come out looking pretty cool. Of course that's just my own personal and warped perception....for what it's worth."
-Sage Guyton, frontman, lead singer, songwriter for The Lucky Stars
"hmmm i am also still buzzing, i need to figure out how we can get away for a few days, doing some drugs and getting lost, can't wait to see you again"
-anonymous
"i AM smitten, and i think you're awf'ly sharp and great and fun and HOT and i can't wait to see you again. i'm extremely attracted to you..."
-anonymous
"Women who live by themselves, or with a man out of wedlock, are WHORES! It's bad enough you're a racist."
-Tim Wilson, "Mr. X" of The Three Geniuses