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Sunday, June 05, 2005 ( 3:35 PM ) Dear World, It's totally weird that i don't have any reason anymore to visit Madison, WI. Now that my mom's dead and my only crush from that area (Lili) is gone, what's left? Nothing but a very happenin' liberal college town & The Onion, neither of whom will remember me. Someday maybe I'll have an Important Friend to impress & I can take them there & show them around but until then, no more Madison for me. So this summer I'm making a pilgrimage to New York City, the Lower East Side specifically, to stalk Lili. I haven't told her I'm coming. I'm going to stay with someone else (I haven't decided who yet but there are a few boys there who I know will be glad to "have" me) and then just stalk her. It's going to be funny! I'll write about my stalking adventures here. All this is to distract me from the end of the world... which is immenent. This will probably be my last hurrah. A lot of people are probably having their last hurrahs right now but I bet most of them don't know it. I am pretty freaked about the fact that we're just carrying on like nothing's going to change when we should be putting all our energies and focus towards figuring out how to live w/out flying and w/out the trucking industry and w/out commuting and how to have community gardens where we can get the bulk of our food and stuff like that. If we wait till the last minute it will be a whole lot worse because then there won't be any fuel left to even make electricity and then how will we power the internet or radio and tv stations? We could all live with a lot less TV, but it would be nice to have it for a while when everything falls apart just to transmit information so people can learn about what's happening in parts of the country where they can no longer visit on account of no fuel. Of course it would be pointless if it's still being controlled by the same media conglomerates who control it today. Well I guess I'm rambling. Really I'm in a bit of a panic because I don't know what to do about the end of you, dear World. When I figure it out I'll get back to you. Now I'm going to start packing for my Great Stalking Adventure!!! Hee Hee. P.S. One great thing about the end of the world or at least the Rapid Decline of American Civilization is that it won't matter anymore who's famous and there will be lots of people on the local level willing to make music with the Less Than Gifted, which includes me. So break out the home-brew & roll out the astroturf carpet! Wicca A Go-Go will be making a comeback.
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So, you have it down... I believe... this isn't a cheesey come on from a stranger... well in some ways it is, but ignore that part. Anyway, what I was getting at, is that's a great picture of you and a frog (that is you right?) what is the frog's name?
Thank you for the kind words, stranger! Sadly the frog, Henry, formerly my Best Friend On Earth, is no longer with us on this earthly plane. Well technically his body is, I guess. It's probably been recycled into crabgrass by now. You can read all about his untimely demise somewhere way way back in the archives, I forget exactly when it all happened or I'd tell you.
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These nice comments from my adoring fans remind me once again that I really should start checking my logs (or better yet install some kind of log-checking program to give me a visual) to see who on earth comes to visit me here, and why.
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