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Thursday, July 22, 2004 ( 2:57 AM ) Dear World, Fuck it, I decided to come out of the closet about my secret source of income. Who the fuck cares anyway. I am pretty sure that nobody I know knows about this blog. So, I was re-doing it because I got sick of frames and it took all night because I don't really know what I'm doing all that well, but anyway I decided what the hell, I'll put a link in my links column. Who knows, maybe I'll get more business this way. I'm still trying to sell those dumb lacey girl-boxers and my used vibrator. Come ON, people!!! I don't see why $100 is too much to pay for my vibrator. Isn't it the hottest thing in the world? If you don't know what I'm talking about then you haven't visited that other website yet. Don't worry about it. Anyway I've got more important things to worry about. And also, I'm going to be telling you all about how I met Lili and how we parted (major suckage) and all of that is kind of related to the panty business because we started it together, along with a couple other grrls. The other 2 grrls are nice but it's Lili who was really the only grrl i was ever in love with because if you have been reading this since the beginning you'll know that my only other girlfriend ever was not much more than a "phase" or an "experiment" and i got pretty annoyed at how PC she expected me to be. What a drag. Lili was nothing like that- she was, well, she was like ME. As Nellie would say, "Oh Clonie, I guess I'm the only person I've ever loved!" Well, I know I keep saying it but I seriously promise I will get around to telling the whole story of what happened between March (??) 2003 and now.
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