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Tuesday, March 18, 2003 ( 8:05 AM ) Dear World, How fortuitous that Dad moved out here just in time. What the hell was he thinking living in Ohio for so long anyway? Yeah I know he had a whole life there and everything, but for crying out loud, it' Ohio. He's seemed a lot better since he moved here, I mean his spirits went way up because of all the kindred spirits but then of course they went way down again because of our stupid fucking asshole occupier of the White House ruining everything for everybody. Ok but do you want to know the really weird thing? Remember Damian? Well he's been hanging out here all the time. Only he's not coming here to see me, he wants to hang out with my dad!!! First he hung out with me and played with Willow and Tara but it soon became clear that this was only a ruse. He really wanted to pick Dad's brain about stuff that I will not go into on account of Totalitarian Informant Assholes everywhere. So they've been hanging out chronically and I guess I would feel left out except that it's kind of fun having company because I can pretend it's a 60's flophouse. Except for the fact that none of this is pretend. We all sat on the roof Sunday night and had our own candlelight vigil but the roof wasn't high enough for us to see anyone else. Probably all the other people joined big groups. I wanted to do that but Dad was on the phone with someone until after 7 and we hadn't even figured out where to go yet so we decided to just do it on our own. Well I have to go now, I am plannning some emergency action so I will be back later and happy last day before your third war, dear World.
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