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Wednesday, February 12, 2003 ( 7:04 AM ) Dear World, I was up all night puking and let me just say for the record that I HATE puking and it's the worst, most disgusting thing. If you're drunk, you don't know how badly it sucks unless you have the dry heaves but I practically had them except I wasn't even drunk, just have a flu with a big fever and I feel crappy and why aren't my friends visiting me with chicken soup? Wait, what friends? I forget who my friends are anymore... I think maybe I've been forgetting to cultivate them? Well other things have been on my mind and not just moving. Duh, the war thing. I am going to bed but I will be back later with info about a bunch of things you can do to try to stop this war. OK? Ok.
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