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 Monday, January 06, 2003
( 12:01 PM )
Dear World, For anyone who actually went to my gig (or tried to) I offer my most sincere and humblest apologies for it not happening. It's that fucking Amy's fault, I know she's one of my best friends but i TOTALLY should have kicked her out of the band after I got back from my dad's. That guy she slept with in my bed was going to go to the show, which it turns out is why Amy was freaking out so badly. And then, they have a fight and he says he's not going, he's never going to any of her shows because she sucks anyway, and what does she do? She tries to kill herself, that's what. Or pretends to try, rather. I am SO pissed at her for the incredibly sucky timing, she completely ruined my night and the band's first gig and probably we're going to get a bad reputation because of that and we (I) will have trouble getting more gigs. Fucking Amy!!!!!!!!!!! So, she was supposed to pick me up at 7:30 but instead she calls me, sounding slurry and tells me she swallowed a bunch of sleeping pills and she just wanted to say goodbye. Well duh, if she'd really wanted to say goodbye she would have said it in a note and not called me. This was clearly one of those dumb-ass "cries for help" but of course I had to then BART over to her house and stay with her through the night forcing her to throw up. And then she was fine. If you're wondering why I didn't call 911 it's because for one thing, she didn't deserve any more attention for her little psycho-drama. For another thing, she was fine. For another thing, this morning I got the guy in the flat downstairs (George) who is an EMT or something to come check on her. Then she was totally embarrassed that I told him, and I was like, well what the fuck, Amy, you think he wouldn't have found out if you'd actually died, or if I'd called for an ambulance? Give me a fucking break. So anyway, you know if I had had any reason to take this "attempt" seriously I'd be having (maybe) some more sympathy for her right now, but as it is she is no longer a member of Wicca A Go-Go and I guess we're on hiatus till I get the band going again. Meanwhile I swear I will work on posting some MP3s for you, because I do have some recordings (they're kind of crappy, but who cares) and I just need to get my shit together and figure out how to do it or get one of my friends to help me. Anyway, I am sorry everyone about what happened last night, but remember I am as pissed off and disappointed as you are, and it's all Amy's fault.

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