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Tuesday, November 12, 2002 ( 3:39 PM ) Dear World, Fuck fuck fuck, fuckety-fuck fuck... fuck fuck fuck. So there you have it. That's my life update for the month of November so far! I have no hope for the future and I am more depressed than I have ever been in my entire, entire, entire life. I haven't leaked this news to my dad yet because I'm afraid he'll have a heart attack all over again. Well maybe I should just go live with him. Except I hate Ohio. Half the state smells like sulpher, did you know that? Anyway I changed my mind about the bumper stickers and now I am going to have them printed up in patriotic red white and blue and they'll say "BUSH SUCKS ASS!" They will look very funny plastered all over the SUVs. It's more ironic than my old idea. My other news is it's time to abandon the world of boring Blogger templates and get one of my friends to do a website overhaul for me. That will happen as soon as I can lift my spirit out of the pits of hell long enough to decide what I want. Definitely something sparkly! First though I have (once again) several neglected pen pals and I swear, you guys, it's not my fault! It's that bastard W's fault! Why does he have to be so dead set on ruining the world? I heard on NPR today (I'm getting POLITICAL!!!) that some people think the European Union will be a force to be reckoned with. I think the US will just blow them up, but I'd like the E.U. to give us what-for because they have a more humane society (but I don't know if they have a humane society, get it? Ha ha.) The only thing is... don't get offended... It's weird how all those blonde people look alike, isn't it? I can't tell them apart. Even after they've been over here for a couple generations I still can't tell them apart. It's a little creepy. It would be like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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