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Thursday, October 31, 2002
( 6:10 AM )
Dear World, Fuck! somebody beat me to it. Maybe I knew that subconsciously and that's where I got the whole idea. But it's a fabulous idea anyway and since there's so much moving around in the Bay Area, and people are always buying new SUVs, it's probably time for another round. And I have a MUCH larger crew than they did. Actually this makes it even better because they got in the news so when it happens again people will think it was them and maybe the newspapers will call them up and it won't be them though! Anyway I'd like to know if they got a better deal on the stickers than I'm getting. Mine are removeable if you take them off within six months.

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