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 Thursday, August 22, 2002
( 12:38 PM )
Dear World, Yes! I! Suck! But I am also pretty cool. (Just in case you were going to decide that I suck and stop reading about me and my adventures.) I keep getting the flu. Or something. Maybe I should stop eating that year-old tofu that's in the fridge? Maybe I should just clear out the fridge. Anyway, the update on me: I am jobless. I got fired. I got fired for making a pass at a customer and the customer complained. I thought we were flirting! I thought it was my job to flirt with the customers! After all, isn't that how we draw in business? Oh well, that job sucked anyway. I am done with minimum wage-plus-tip careers. I need to find something more worthwhile. You know, if I start working at Kinko's I'll have to walk by Shawn's house every day... oh, but I'd be walking by Damian's house too. That's no good. I must think of something else. Oh! I could get a job at the sci-fi/fantasy bookstore! Then Shawn would see that I really never liked him at all, because he will see me flirting with absolutely everyone and I'll be able to convince him that that's just how I am. So... well, I guess I have to figure things out REALLY SOON or I won't be able to pay the rent. Hmm, maybe it's time I asked my dad for money. I haven't done that in a couple years... I think he's due for some pestering. He's such a cool guy, I'm sure he'll tell me if he can't help me out, without getting mad. I will tell you more about my dad later. But first I have exciting news: I spent money that I don't have and got my own domain name!!! Yes I did! This required me to get a secured credit card, which is where all my piddly savings went. All $125 dollars of it! But what this means is that I will be moving this blog to my own domain, and I'll have my own email, and I will be able to share pictures of my exciting life with all my admirers! This is so exciting. I have to get someone to teach me web stuff, or maybe just learn on my own. I'm a pretty quick study. So... watch out, I will be posting a LOT of cute rat pictures!!! Ok I have to go do stuff. I'll be back.

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