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Wednesday, July 10, 2002 ( 5:28 PM ) Dear World,The good news is that when Mom finds out I'm studying witchcraft, she is going to forget all about me being a Lesbian on the News. But I haven't found a coven yet. I am practicing my tambourine a lot in front of the mirror and making up songs. I am getting a little fed up with Kara, I have to tell you. She takes everything so seriously! Like all of Womankind will fall off the planet if I mess around with boys! Hasn't anyone heard of fun? What's wrong with fun? I'm not trying to change the world here, I'm just trying to torment people!
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