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Saturday, June 29, 2002 ( 11:33 AM ) Dear World, Guess what! Today is my first day as an official lesbian!!! Yes you heard it right, I am Gay today and going with my cool new girly-friend to my first official Dyke March. It's in SF. Woooo! She has all these friends she's going to probably introduce me to which is great, my lesbian reputation will be set in stone! As of today! Today!!!! But... well I hope they don't all want to maul me, I mean enough is enough. But anyway we will get to do cool things like go to the dyke bar and shoot pool and get really drunk, that is if we get bored with all the PEOPLE WATCHING!!!! Or, at least I will be doing people-watching. All the other people, I imagine, will be watching Me and Only Me. And THAT is because hahahaha I am Dressing Up in my go-go boots today, la la la. Ok I guess I am a bit over-excited but this really did help me get rid of Damian quite painlessly with a minimum of damage to the unsuspecting public. OK gotta go, more later!!!
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