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Wednesday, June 26, 2002 ( 1:39 AM ) Dear World, Wow. You're not going to believe it, I mean just a few days ago my life was such a mess, but... I now am turning over a fresh leaf. I am starting a clean and disease-free life of wiccan lesbian adventure! I broke the news to Damian and he took it well. I told him I still wanted to be in the band and he told me that there was still no way in hell that Shawn would let me. So I am going to have to start my own band. It will be all girls and we will be wiccans and cast spells on stupid boys, to make them even stupider! We will cause them to spin around in circles till they get dizzy and fall down on each other. They won't know what hit them. Anyway the Big News is that I, yes me, innocent little Talula McPeach, have broken the bi-curiosity barrier! I am no longer merely "bi-curious," i am "bi-savvy." That girl at Whole Foods, the one who helped me find the black cohosh, asked me how things were going and i was talking to her and she asked me out. One thing led to another... well, I am too tired to explain all about it right now. I will just say one thing. I may be more attracted to men, but I never realized one crucial thing: men have no idea what feels good to a woman, they just imagine that they do. Women know exactly what feels good, so that's what they do. It's all so obvious I don't know why it never occurred to me before! More later... I PROMISE. Would I keep you in suspense? Never. I'll be back.
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