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Wednesday, May 29, 2002 ( 6:35 AM ) Dear World, The irony is that the last time I did coke, I was wearing that same dress. In case you are too dumb to do the math, that means the last time I did coke was at the prom. That was years ago! I have been so good, so pure, since then. Until... Pete, the Med Student came along to corrupt me. I hope he stops calling. What a dweeb.
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