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Saturday, May 18, 2002
( 4:48 PM )
Dear World, Oh boy! My first response! But it's from a guy though. That kind of defeats the purpose. Ohmygod but he's really cute. But he won't help me attract Shawn, I mean Damian, I mean I don't want either of them, I am looking for a girl. Oh but anyway the guy's handle is "tknob." How would you pronounce that? Here's what he has to say to me: "you know, you could just skip the whole meeting-the-girl-to-meet-the-guy thing altogether. i mean, you could just come out with me for a martini, with a whole semi plausible subtext that we +could+ have met exactly as you described. it almost makes any potential first date not very first date-like, because, well, we have this story of a history that for all we know, might have happened had we not met each other on nerve. but you know, that's really just a fleeting thought, seeing is how you're a Woman seeking a Woman." Hmm. He doesn't capitalize... I wonder if he's one of those pretentious poet types... oh, but he's CUTE. Hmm. I must think awhile.

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