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Saturday, May 11, 2002 ( 1:18 PM ) Dear World, Just great. Now I have to avoid Damian so he won't think I am trying to go out with him, and that means I probably won't see Shawn which means I won't have a convenient way to casually ask him for guitar lessons. It's not like there's no precedent for me having guitar lessons. I can play a little. I can play "Stairway to Heaven," ha ha ha. Yeah, I know, that is everybody's first song. Who the fuck cares. Anyway, It's not like I wouldn't necessarily want to go out with Damian. As I said, he is HOT (as is every other bass player across the land.) However, I don't want him to think I am one of those girls who thinks that just because you sleep with a guy it means you are going out. Because then he would have to avoid me, and then I would never see him. Hmm. I guess for now I will just go to Kinko's a lot while I work on a plan. And I want to make my business cards. I think I am going to use a tambourine and go-go boots as a logo. Meanwhile, Henry (my one true friend) needs me right now so I have to go.
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