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 Friday, May 10, 2002
( 11:13 AM )
Dear World, I have the WORST hangover... fuck... I can't even remember all the details of last night. I hope I had fun! Ha ha ha. Anyway I went with Damian back to his place and we were making out all the way there. Earlier I met him at Shawn's house where I didn't go on purpose but I had to walk that way because it was on the way to Kinko's where I had to pick up something but then Shawn and Damian and that weird keyboard player they have Chris were having a BBQ and it looked like they still had a lot of beer so I just invited myself in. I ignored Shawn except I have to say I do like his guitar playing, maybe I will ask him for lessons sometime. Anyway I had about four beers with them. I told them they needed a tambourine player in their band. They kind of laughed at me and said what good would that do, they can't even find a drummer. So I got up on the table and pretended I was tambourine girl. I saw Damian looking at me kinda, so I winked at him. Then I got back down and sort of flopped next to him and when nobody else was listening I just said (supposedly to myself, thinking no one could hear me) "God, I am sooo horny... " and I looked right at him and he kind of spit up his beer all over his shirt. I could tell my little plan was working! Long story short, we all went out to play pool but Shawn left early and Chris was just being weird so I started making out with Damian and then we ended up at his house. We were really drunk but it was pretty good. I mean, I think so. I do remember that we did it (yes we used a condom) and that he has excellent hands (fingers especially.) But then I kind of came to my senses and had a bit of a panic so I got up and left, and ran home here to take a shower and I drank about a gallon of water which I wish I had done last night. Ugh, why did I do that anyway? I don't know what I am supposed to say to him now. I hope he doesn't think I am trying to go out with him or anything.

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( 1:35 AM )
Dear World, Um, this is a little too easy. I am a litte drunk we just went to played pool at the billiard hall. I had to run in here to get my contact lens case! I am going back out to his place. I was right about the fingers, more later!

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