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Tuesday, November 08, 2005 ( 6:56 PM ) Dear World, My # 1 fan Jurgi Jorhansen (probably not his real name) says: "Your ignorance is fucking unbearable. You ought to be ashamed of how incredibly foolish you are. People like you make me sick." As left in a comment on this site on a very old post. The reason I am not sure he used his real name is that his profile says he's a harvester of hatred from the gates of hell, and his answer to everything is "go fuck yourself." Which to me reads like self-hatred more than anything else. I have noticed a pattern among people who send hate mail to me or my contemporaries or call in to radio shows they find too "liberal." These spewers of venom always use the phrase "people like you" without explaining what the hell they are talking about. Maybe they think it's obvious, but I don't. People like me how? Hot, charming, brilliant? Rocker grrrls? Literate celebrities? What? Anyway, we at NPFP have been receiving more venemous spews than usual in the past month, calling us all sorts of horrible things (such as "you people" and "you liberals"). You have to wonder why people bother with the spewing! They're only making themselves look ridiculous. I myself am not going to waste my time going around insulting people I don't agree with. If I must pick a fight, I'll do it over the issues, thank you very much!!! But I have yet to receive a complaint or insult from anyone who could back up an argument, or make an argument, or explain themselves in any way. Remember way back before the start of the war when I got in an argument with a veteran in a bar, and I didn't remember that I had a big peace sign stamped in the middle of my forehead? So he kept saying "don't get me wrong, I'm all for peace" and I didn't know why he kept protesting that until much later when I looked in a mirror. Anyway he was a nice guy but he lost the argument. And he was courteous about it and shook my hand. He said personally he wasn't willing to give up certain luxuries (specifically: getting in his BMW every day and driving to Jamba Juice) and he thought it was well worth going to war against innocent people (he even admitted he knew they were innocent) to make sure we could continue our lifestyle. Anyway I'm flattered that someone is so riled up that they have bothered to spew their venom my way but I must regretfully inform them that I will not return the favor. If I spewed like that, I think it would make me feel dirty.
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